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I Can't Have Kids My Cat Is Allergic - Funny Cat Hoodie

I Can't Have Kids My Cat Is Allergic - Funny Cat Hoodie

Regular price $49.90 USD
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Product Description

 

Kids? Not for you. You've chosen the path of tranquility, serenity, and, most importantly, cat fur. Yes, you read that right, cat fur! Because your adorable feline is allergic to children, it's the perfect excuse to stay kid-free. This funny cat hoodie is here to prove it. Your cat is your baby, and this hoodie proudly shouts it out loud.

People look at you with a knowing smile, recognizing your unconditional love for your four-legged companion. And why not? Cats are cute, funny, and, let's be honest, a lot less work than kids. No diapers to change, no crying fits, just soothing purrs and cuddly moments.

This hoodie is perfect for cat lovers who want to proudly display their child-free lifestyle. So, if you too prefer cats over kids and want to shout it from the rooftops (or at least within your circle of friends), this hoodie is made for you.

 

Material and Sizing Details

Product Features
  • Heavy Blend features a cozy, brushed interior and an extensive color palette across a variety of silhouettes
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Classic fit, seamless body
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • High-performing tear-away label; transitioning to recycled material
  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Sizing

Small : Pit to Pit - 19.60", Length 26".
Medium : Pit to Pit - 21.5", Length - 27".
Large : Pit to Pit - 24", Length - 28".
Extra Large : Pit to Pit - 26", Length - 29".

 

Before you go, I invite you to take a look at our other collections like the Cat Mom Shirts or the Cat Dad Shirts.

We have a huge selection of funny T-shirts, sweatshirts, and even hoodies.

Shipping

We understand the importance of timely delivery, so we've made our shipping process as clear and straightforward as possible:

  • 🇨🇦 Canadian Orders: 6 to 9 days, shipped from Toronto by Canada Post.
  • 🇺🇸 United States Orders: 5 to 9 days, shipped from Dallas, TX, and Charlotte, NC.
  • 🇪🇺 European Orders: 5 to 6 days, shipped from Birmingham, UK, and Barcelona, Spain.
  • 🇦🇺 🇳🇿Australia and New Zealand Orders: 6 to 9 days, shipped from Brisbane and Melbourne.
  • Asian Orders: 9 to 12 days, shipped from Amakusa, Japan.

Returns

Your satisfaction is our priority. If you're not completely happy with your purchase, we offer an easy and hassle-free return process. Simply contact our customer service team, and we'll guide you through the steps to return your item and receive a refund or exchange.

Customer Service

Our dedicated customer service team is here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have. Whether you need help with sizing, tracking your order, or initiating a return, we're just a message away. Reach out to us through our contact page, and we'll respond promptly to ensure you have the best shopping experience possible.

Thank you for choosing us for your unique and fun cat t-shirts!

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